So it’s been pointed out to me that I have failed to reveal the further news that I referenced in my last post. I am a bad bad man.
So what is my news? To answer that, I need to employ the use of visual aides: BAM! So my news is that I am finally joining the “grown up world” (ewwwwww) and have bought a condo. I’m not 100% sure how much the end price will be since I’m opting for some other add-ons, but rest assured it will be entirely more than I can afford!
So there is my amazing news. Seeing as it’s a new-build, I’m not gonna be in there until June at the earliest, but that’s OK because I can’t even imagine moving anywhere right now. ENTIRELY too busy! But very exciting nonetheless and I will DEFINITELY be accepting doughnations from anyone who EVER thinks they’re gonna be staying at my place! 
Take care folks,
~Ash.