Ash the Mighty

“Wanted”: An Observation in Three Parts.

First, and most obvious (both to me and the advertisers of the film who definitely cashed in on this fact), Angelina Jolie continues to be easily the most beautiful woman in the entire span of human existence. Those who disagree with me are simply wrong and forfeit their right to life.

Second, while it’s a shame when comic book movies fail utterly to follow the actual plot of the comics on which they are based, the results can be really quite fun.

Third, I’m quitting my cubicle-esque job tomorrow and am going to start killing people for a living. Just, kind of a bit of a heads up.

~Ash.