Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Found this on PIC’s Away Message page and it made me laugh, so I thought I’d share. Making fun of these fannies on their ways in and out of The Loft/Voddy always made my night. Enjoy.
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it is okay for a man to go tanning. You ask “why can’t we wear makeup, and use shampoo with lavender essence?” So crack open a fresh bottle of candy cologne, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one…in your man purse.