So apparently if you have a .edu email address, you can get a copy of Microsoft Office Ultimate 2007 for about 91% off. That means a $680 program for about $60. I linked to it from this LifeHacker entry. Offer is apparently good through next week. I’m still downloading the VERY slow 500 Mb file (why is this taking so bloody long, BTW?!?), but it seems to be fully legit.
And no, I don’t have a .edu address. But there are apparently upsides to knowing people who are professional students!
I’ve said too much already.