I’m going to Hell
Everyone knows I’m a good Church-going boy. I would never condone attending such events as the Arizona Fetish Ball. Certainly not dressed up in vaguely (or, you know, entirely) sacreligeous clothing. But if someone were to attend such an event, and that someone were to have a camera, then that someone might post those pictures on a site called sikandwrong.com.
Because he would think that he’s funny.
Oh, he’s kinda funny.